Just Keepin' it Light

Another joke from my Dad sent via email.

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Blond Joke

The Blond and the Barking Dog

A blond and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog.
It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
The blond jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this" and she goes downstairs.
The blond finally comes back up to bed and her husband says "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"
The blond says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it!

My dad emailed this to me.
Thanks dad!