Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Cozy Sweater

I am a lover of sweaters.

Not the kind with candy canes and reindeer on them, but the comfy, soft kind. I can’t fit into any of my sweaters and I refuse to buy more pregnant clothing unless absolutely necessary.

This morning I pulled one of B’s sweaters (which he hates) out of the dryer, that’s right, the dryer. And bingo-bango; new sweater for Alyssa!

I’m one of 5 people in the office today due to the icy roads and predicted snowfall this evening. Our shower pipe froze last night so I washed my hair in the sink today. Thank goodness we had hot water in the sink. And of course I have my sweater on, although it’s not a flattering fit, it covers the bump and that’s enough for me.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Un-photogenic

I am officially un-photogenic!

I got the photos back from the CASA shoot and there’s maybe one photo I like of myself. I’m not just being picky, I promise. The photographer shot me at an up angle, so anything bumpy on my face seemed to quadruple in size and weirdness.

The magazine photo editor said she wanted “no smile with teeth showing” so it was a little awkward to make her dreams come true. I ended up looking peeved and confused and cold. If I would have just looked like me, we might have gotten a couple decent shots, but I wanted to look serious since the article is on a serious topic.

Regardless, the guy took a ton of photos and I’m totally un-cute therefore, I am officially un-photogenic. I'm so not Paris Hilton.

Monday, November 27, 2006

It's Snowing!

I know I'm a spazz when it comes to snow. I love snow.

This year I can't go snowboarding so I was hoping it would snow in Seattle. A white Christmas would be fun!

It's been raining for a month, so the snow is a nice change.

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003449857_webweather27.html

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Preggers Pix


25 Weeks

Monday, November 20, 2006

Flu Shot

I'm so glad I got a flu shot, because I just got a cold.

Arg!

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Photo Shoot

I was interviewed for my CASA volunteer work by a magazine that no one has ever heard of .

I thought the email below was funny, so I'm posting it.

-----Original Message-----
From: Mercedes Vizcaino
Sent: Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Subject: Call Sheet Issue 3 Real Life 1 - We Help Silent Victims: 11/17/06

Good Evening:

Attached is the call sheet and shot list for Issue 3 Real Life 1 - "We Help Silent Victims." Please let me know if you have any questions.

1) Main shot of Alyssa in the foreground looking at the camera with a serious smile on her face (Ric, try some with teeth showing), on the steps of the Juvenile Court, and the Court in the background blown out. Ric, try some shots where the background is blown out and others shots where it is not. Try vertical and horizontal shots

2) It would be great to shoot her inside the court, I will try to get a release tomorrow. Alyssa sitting in one of the pews/benches in the foreground (looking at camera) the background - would have the front of the court with the judges area visible. If it doesn't happen Ric, I'm attaching a location release form to utilize the day of the shoot, in case I don't have any luck

3) Shots of Alyssa sitting on a bench, it would be great if the bench is in the edge of the foreground with Alyssa looking at the camera and the Juvenile Court in the background. Similar to the shots People Magazine depict in their stories - a photo-journalistic reportage feel.

4) Shots of just the Juvenile Court

*Ric, please be sure to give me shots with great picturesque landscapes in the background. Even lighting, absolutely no weird angles or filters.

**Alyssa, as we discussed, please wear a solid top (bright colors - pinks, reds, light greens, light blues) absolutely no black.

Regards,

Mercedes Vizcaino
All You Magazine
Photo Editor
New York, NY 10020

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Crazy

Don’t eff with pregnancy hormones.

I’m fricken crazy right now.

I really should not be at work.

Some lady just walked in my office like she knew me and I said “who are you?” I realize now that that was rude of me.

I’m eating everything in my office too. I just polished off a Satsuma, my Chinese crackers and now I’m gobbling on an unfortunately healthy granola bar. I’m trying to keep my paws out of the jelly beans, but they’re so good! And I love the way the shell cracks when I eat em.

I repeat. I’m crazy. I keep sending emails and everyone is like, “what is this?”

I need to leave.

Crap! I have to go to the dentist tomorrow!

Friday, November 10, 2006

"Ben's Dream"

Whenever it rains a lot here in Western Washington the news stations get excited. They name the adverse weather conditions, "Flood Watch 2004!" "Winter Storm Watch 2006!" Tonight at 5 pm watch the incredible rescue of three zebras from 12 inches of 50 degree water! (True story by the way.)

Rain in the past week hasn't really bothered me. It's been consistent, drenching and has made me nervous about the basement, but everything in the backyard is typically muddy, fall leaves are everywhere and there is nothing to report. Of course miss Muppet wouldn't deign to get her precious feet wet so she's resorted to sitting by the door when I let her out, then peeing inside on the floor. Ugh! Damn dog.

What's my point? Oh yeah, I didn't think there was anything different about this storm, but seeing as how the national guard has been called in and the governor is out and about making speeches in flooded towns, things might be a tad worse than I thought. The weather is destroying roads, sweeping homes away, and killing humans.

My dad and his wife had to rescue stuff from their antique shop up in Stanwood. It's located in a valley near Puget Sound and every time I drive through I think "this is the very definition of a flood plain!"

Tonight I was looking at the flood photos on Seattle Times and came across a beautiful photo by Tom Reese. It's in color, but looks like sepia. The people in the boat add a surreal quality to the photo. My mind told me that I had seen this photo as an illustration before, but somehow, the house was safe. It was still in water, but it was on an adventure of its own.



One of my favorite illustrators as a kid, Chris Van Allsburg, had created this image in his book, Ben's Dream .

I know the flood photo is sad because someone lost their house, but in a way, it's beautiful and serene.

I contacted the Times to buy the photo. $30 for an 8x10.

I guess life imitates art, imitating life.

Brit's Divorce~ It's Just the Beginning

I was certain that Britney’s website would give some insight into how my favorite starlet is faring in this already messy divorce. I had to shake my head when I saw her current static “coming soon page”. Of course Britney had a makeover, her career is about to take off again and thus her website must have a little “While you Were Out”.

So. Funny. Click above to discover a picture of a tiger (not a lyger or a tygon… thank you Napoleon Dynamite) which turns into Britney’s face. Make sure your sound is on so you can hear the heavy breathing her Web designer(s) included.

I can only shake my head in embarrassment for her. It’s so cheesy! What are they doing with her precious image?! (Note sarcasm.)

You’ll be happy to know that there isn’t anything new in Britney’s divorce case, but Kevin is gearing up for battle. He is requesting full custody of their two kids in hopes of giving some custody up for a larger $ettlement.

Gung-Ho for Christmas

Guess who is working from home in her pajamas today. Me! Ha!

I stepped out an hour ago to purchase a fine, eggnog latte and develop some film (work related- for the record.) On my way to the Walgreens photo counter I was surprised and happy to see that all the Christmas decorations are out.

In the past I’ve been a holiday purist. No Thanksgiving before Halloween and certainly no Christmas before Thanksgiving. This year retailers skipped Thanksgiving altogether stocking their Christmas decorations right next to the Halloween stuff in mid October! There should be a law against this.

Now that Halloween is over, I’m perfectly comfortable with going directly to Christmas for the following reasons: Thanksgiving is a day; a meal, and Christmas is a whole month of decorations and anticipation.

Christmas morning is a feeling, a smell, lots of past and future memories. Christmas morning is cinnamon rolls, open stockings and wrapped sweaters.

This year, my sis is coming home from Texas (three syllables “Tay-ax-us”) and my bro is coming back from NY, so all the more reason for me to be gung-ho for Santa’s big day.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Britney Spears has filed a petition for divorce from Kevin Federline

This tops some of my best news ever!

Courtesy of http://www.tmz.com/

TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Oct. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees. Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."

Significantly, Britney lists the date of her marriage as October 6, 2004. There was an uproar around the time of the wedding because the highly publicized "secret" ceremony was held on Sept. 18th, leading many to question the validity of the ceremony. Now the divorce documents indicate that the lavish ceremony was not the official wedding.

Also on CNN
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/07/britney.divorce/index.html

Monday, November 06, 2006

Seattle Weather Shocker

It's raining and raining and raining.

It's dark outside 24/7 and I could barely leave my house this morning.

It's even raining inside since there's a leak in the roof at work.

Most people are in their slippers and bathrobe today working from home.

There's a Seahawks game in Seattle tonight, so traffic should be just peachy (2+ hour commute?) for those traveling to the "West side".

And that's the weather update. Have a great evening.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

Uterine, Alien Karate Chops

When I look down at my belly I can see a momentary bulge and feel my child kicking from the inside out.

It's definitely a surreal feeling. It doesn't hurt, yet. I've heard and read about all this before, but to have a kid inside my body doing karate chops is just... alien.

The good news is, she's definitely getting stronger and more consistent. Which means she's growing and developing normally (hopefully).

She loved the banana I ate yesterday and did back flips today after I had dim sum.

According to What to Expect When You're Expecting, a.k.a. the Baby Bible, she's about "9 inches long (halfway to birth length), weighs a pound... and can make a variety of faces..." I wonder what face she makes when I sing in the shower.

At my next doctor appointment I have to drink a 12 oz. bottle of sugar water so they can test me for gestational diabetes. It's a routine check that they recently started doing. I opted for "orange" flavor and I imagine it will be like drinking Kool-aid.

I'm halfway through my pregnancy and still feeling fine, all things considered. I'm saving my complaining privileges until late December through March 1.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Does God Believe in Karma?

So check it out.

A collection of letters written to God were entrusted to a minister in New Jersey. The letters, dating back to 1973 asked God for forgiveness and guidance and were intended to be prayed over at church.

The minister died a couple years ago and someone recently threw letters into the sea.

Some jerk found the letters, opened them, called the press and now plans to sell them on Ebay for a profit. What an exploiting expletive! Ugh! I hope Satan buys the letters and collects them in person.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/02/unanswered.prayers.ap/index.html

How's Muppet?

Muppy is fine. She wasn't sick at all today during her stay at the vet's office.

She is now diligently gnawing away on her greenie. Hopefully it will help with her dog breath.

She was prescribed "Famotidine" and "Sucralfate" for her stomach bug.

They charged me a modest $143, including her two medications.

Dog vs. Carpet

Muppet hasn't been feeling well for the last few days.

Last night, or this morning I should say, she woke me up with a nice big pile of excruciating mystery excrement on the bedroom carpet.

After cleaning up what I could, she was excommunicated from the bedroom and all carpeted areas of the house. Up went the dog gate! I made a nice sick-dog bed for her on the kitchen floor and we just kind of sat there for a while. As usual, she communicated to me clearly with her sparkly eyes and overgrown eyebrows. She told me that she had a stomach bug.

Due to the new smell in the bedroom, alternate sleeping preparations were made and after promising her she was going to the vet in the morning, I hit the hay.

The earliest appointment was at noon today, so I made appropriate arrangements at work and took her in. The doc said she was "compensating" when he saw her. I guess that means that she was trying to act normal for him, even though she was acting sick with me. As usual, she wouldn't let them go near her with the butt thermometer.

She had an appetite and since she was "compensating" he decided that the best way for him to determine her sickness was to observe her for the rest of the day. So I was left wondering, how much is he going to charge me to keep her in a crate all day? Vet bills are no joke.

I'm waiting for the clinic to call me, tell me she needs a restricted diet and some drugs.

Sick Dog Haiku
Belly-aching Dog
Back to rain walks and milkbones
Poop that bug right out!

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

I Don't Get it

A woman I work with has a clear, glass vase of artificial flowers. The puzzling thing is, she put water in the vase.

Everytime I walk by I wonder if the flowers have grown, or how long it will take the water to evaporate, or why she didn't put them in a solid vase.