Blurbs & Photos

When making a bed of any kind, I make it as if it were mine; with 8 layers of fleece and cotton. That’s why Miss Princess and the pea sleeps like Little Miss Muffet on her ever-pink tuffet. Remember, it is impossible to spoil a child less than 6 months of age.

"...So tired I'm going cross-eyed!"

"When mom dresses me in green, I throw up until she puts me back in pink."

Cell Phone= Flash Light
I had to pat myself on the back for my (desperate) ingenuity when I began using my cell phone as a flash light. When I prepare to nurse the midget at night, I slide open my Chocolate and I can see for a few seconds. We don’t have bedside lamps yet because we just moved in.

Tap the System
Thanks to my poor posture, breast feeding and carrying the baby around, my back is killing me! I asked my doctor to prescribe massage therapy and she wouldn’t. She told me to sit up straight. Damn it! What good is having insurance if I don’t exploit every last opportunity to use it? (The same rule doesn’t apply to my gym membership.)