Crazy

Don’t eff with pregnancy hormones.

I’m fricken crazy right now.

I really should not be at work.

Some lady just walked in my office like she knew me and I said “who are you?” I realize now that that was rude of me.

I’m eating everything in my office too. I just polished off a Satsuma, my Chinese crackers and now I’m gobbling on an unfortunately healthy granola bar. I’m trying to keep my paws out of the jelly beans, but they’re so good! And I love the way the shell cracks when I eat em.

I repeat. I’m crazy. I keep sending emails and everyone is like, “what is this?”

I need to leave.

Crap! I have to go to the dentist tomorrow!