The Wedding

Sometimes I blog to remember details of an event; other times I blog to share my experiences. Since my memory is getting worse every day, I’m recording everything.

Today I had the worst professional massage of my life. Granted, I am a bit of a snob, but my masseuse had no idea what she was doing and it’s my hunch that she watched an instructional massage video in English and called herself a masseuse. She was Hispanic and very nice, but her skills were lacking and it confused me for a while because I wasn’t sure if she was crappy on purpose. Perhaps it was her “style” to massage a certain way. Then I realized when she was missing my muscles and just focused on rubbing oil on me, that she had no concept of what muscles should be massaged, how and why. It was a $40 massage at best, but somehow I was charged $100. Damn it! I even tipped her because I felt bad that she sucked at her job.

Then we were supposed to meet the “brothers” at the kiddie pool to go on the inner-tube river. They stood us up, which was cool cause I was watching the kids and chillin’. Tonight I confirmed that only one of the guys was a brother of the bride and the other guy was his boyfriend.

There were cowboys at the pool! The guy on the left in the leather vest even had spurs on! I missed the photo of the guy in Denver with the neck-hair beard (previous post) but I got the cowboys at the pool!

I just noticed today that the tubby, beer-drinker in the pool is giving me the thumbs up in that photo. Ha ha!

There were only about 40 people at the wedding, so it was very small. They got married outside, on a balcony. It was short and sweet. The bride is a model. She is tall and blond and has perfect skin. Plus, she’s really nice and relaxed and smiles a lot. The groom is tall and blond and is a photographer. He shoots some amazing stuff. http://www.digitalbehavior.com/ I think this is his web address.

Bride & Groom and the groom's twin brother

Wedding Highlights

Of course I got a huge zit today, so I felt like an idiot!
Ceremony 6:15
Appetizers and Open Bar 7:00
First Dance- Coldplay 7:20
Dinner 7:40
Adorable little kids dance, everyone takes pictures 7:50
Open Bar continues…
Women start taking their shoes off to dance 8:30
Wedding Guest says (in jest) “I’m not drinking any fucking merlot!”
Groom’s father does “the robot” 9:00
Wedding guest hands his 18-year-old daughter a beer
Gay boys freak the maid of honor on the dance floor- hilarious! 9:45
Bride’s father dances with (male) bartender, then stumbles back to his hotel room 10:00