Neck Hair Beard?!

I didn't think it was possible for a man to grow a "beard" from his neck, but today I learned otherwise.

This man, in an effort to display his neck beard, apparently shaved his facial hair to magnify the effect.

I didn't take a picture of him because I couldn't look at him long enough not to make a disdainful face.

I am in Arvada, Colorado. Perhaps he was a mountain man... a mountain man who loves a certain Seattle-based coffee shop, because that's where I saw him.