Brothel Next Door

It has come to our attention that the neighbors next door are running a brothel in their rented home.

I never would have noticed. I just thought the Asian ladies next door were very quiet. Quite neighbor = good neighbor.

Our other neighbors, who teach self-defense to police officers (no kidding) have been watching "the activity" and may be setting up a sting.

Flipping hilarious if you ask me.