Dukes of Jessica
It’s June 1 and Jessica Simpson (my new idol- post Britney) is shown in all the magazines romping around in her Dukes of Hazard short shorts. I know her tan is fake and she has some serious extensions, but you can’t fake a good bod. She spent two hours a day at the gym for the last 6 months.
It's Better than Diggin' a Ditch
I, on the other hand am not celebrating my fifth annual 21st birthday this July. Turning 26 literally strikes terror in my heart. This past year my metabolism gave me the finger.
posted by Honey Hair at
12:26 PM
2 Comments:
soccer players don't need fad diets, geez.
no pasta = no mac'n'cheese = no go.
jessica fakes everything, even the bod. she's always turning up on awfulplasticsurgery.
6/01/2005 12:48 PM
Did you see Paris "workin' at the carwash" for Carl's Jr. yet? My oh my. I think you just might ditch that South Beach for a Spicy BBQ Sandwich after you see this:
http://www.carlsjr.com/ontv
--muffinmuffin
6/01/2005 3:46 PM
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